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Keep your jesus off my penis

by PenisPillSolutions.com on March 19, 2010


By: Eric Schwartz

{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

Walkingtesticles March 19, 2010 at 4:32 am

this guy is a good representation for atheist.

foozeball67 March 19, 2010 at 5:27 am

I doubt this guy gets laid.

XxRatedRx March 19, 2010 at 5:48 am

I hope that guy enjoys burning in hell for eternity.

behive555 March 19, 2010 at 6:38 am

I love it! Keep up the good work! Christians get to spout whatever drivel they wish and condemn whoever thinks otherwise. If they find this offensive it’s just as offensive when they come to me and try to press their beliefs on me, like my mind and opinions are baseless. I’m just as entitled to my opinion and likes the same as any other person on this planet. If you can’t handle it read that book you thump – it says turn the other cheek. Get over yourself

Kittywitchthesecond March 19, 2010 at 6:45 am

How about a nation of individuals who chose whatever path they did or did not take themselves? You can’t buck religious freedom just because you disagree with some Christians.

Nwildchild March 19, 2010 at 7:05 am

If god created existence, how can god exist?

titousolski March 19, 2010 at 7:51 am

@margarelon i enjoy being a jerk…. and yes, i’m an atheist… but i really think the two are unrelated as I tend to pin my atheism to my intelligence and my jerkiness to the fact that i’m surrounded by god fearing morons.

frostedhatred772 March 19, 2010 at 8:27 am

I agree, atheist nation ftw.

MARGARELON March 19, 2010 at 9:01 am

@iThrashNano

So, you’re not Satanists at all, but just atheists who enjoy beeing jerks?

DrMambo21 March 19, 2010 at 9:34 am

This guy is the shit! 5 STARS

TheFockerizer March 19, 2010 at 10:32 am

or you could rickroll them?
Pranks are fun!!

iThrashNano March 19, 2010 at 10:36 am

I said that I know he doesn’t exist asshole -__-

Nwildchild March 19, 2010 at 11:03 am

How could he exist if he created existence in the first place?

iThrashNano March 19, 2010 at 11:54 am

Satanists don’t believe in Satan. We say “Hail Satan!” for blasphemous reasons(aka to piss Christians off and to show defiance toward organized religion). We don’t believe that any sort of god exists.

TheFockerizer March 19, 2010 at 12:05 pm

I agree accept the last part

Satan doesn’t exist

Kippelientje March 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm

I dont know what you mean with THIS country.. (let me guess USA?)
but there are several countries not improving..
so is mine.. (holland) :S

couldn’t agree more with this song!
its awesome! :D

akashafuhr March 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Going to hell.. Pesonaly If we were made in gods Image like Biblethumpers like to say… then hes LAUGHING his ass off at all of this too

GREAT SoNG 5 Stars!

luvvie59 March 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Sigh. Excellent. But it’s 6 years later (this was made in 2004) and we are no closer to sanity in this country.

RisaHonda1 March 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Omg. I love this. xDD Great job.

volcanolover March 19, 2010 at 3:04 pm

LOL!!!! THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!
NICE!

So funny! *dies laughing*

jdarrah17 March 19, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I love you Eric Schwartz!!

noomaaliity March 19, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Hipochristianity~

darkpersianuk March 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Oh God (pun intended) I laughed so hard! This is brilliant!

BozoClownface March 19, 2010 at 5:10 pm

Sorry bud, but the LEFT wing is every bit as guilty. THEY tell us how to live our lives. And, they’ve become the moral judge. It is they who’ve created so much negative legislation.

DwayneOfPain87 March 19, 2010 at 6:00 pm

caught aggro from friends on last one .
very funny tho

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